Novel Squares
79
“I can’t believe it.”
“You should see him,”she laughed.“He’s not only stained with the paint,but the rash is something else.”
“We were starting to clean up and I noticed he was shifting a lot and I asked what was wrong and he made a face.He said he didn’t want to seem like a party pooper but thought maybe he should take a shower.As he rinsed off,I could see the raised red welts on his skin.”
“I can’t believe you had to go to the emergency room,”Janka barely got the words out as she dissolved into a fit of giggles.
“The only part we didn’t paint on him was his dick so it’s the only part not affected.”She knew she should feel bad but was struggling as she considered the way Isaias had behaved once the heat of their passion had simmered down.
“The doctor in the emergency room said he was likely allergic to an additive in the paint.Paint got into the crack of his ass,”she started laughing in earnest now.“I tried not to laugh at him when he was writhing on the examining room table,but it was hard.They gave him antihistamines and pain killers to help with the burning sensation.
The girls all rolled into a ball in each other’s arms laughing like fiends when they heard Isaias growling behind them.
“I know you are laughing at me.”
“Never,”Elsie croaked out as they all took a breath and then began wailing again.
“Laugh it up ladies,”Isaias said as he walked further into the barn,“but I’ll have you all know I’m still happy with the end result.Our painting is a masterpiece and I’m glad to have suffered for our art.The multiple orgasms didn’t hurt either.Also,you,”he pointed at Liesl,“have to apply my allergy cream everywhere.”
“Hey!”Liesl sat up and glared at him.“Don’t tell them I gave you multiples.They’ll want to try for themselves.”
He grinned at her,his face still stained with streaks of blue and green paint,“nope.Unlike your ex,fucking your sisters isn’t my thing.”
“How does a guy have multiples?”Janka questioned.
“Easy,”a voice called out from behind Isaias,“he gets hard,he blows his load,he gets hard again and blows his load,and this cycle continues so long as there is a warm willing body or until he blows a dry load.Then it’s not as fun.”
Janka sat up and looked at the blonde approaching behind Isaias,“who are you and what makes you an expert?”
“More importantly,what is a dry load?”Elsie chimed in.
“Ladies,this is my cousin Joaquim.Joaquim,this is Janka and Elsie.Do not ask him about things he feels can only be explained via demonstration.”He gave a shudder.
“Joaquim!”Liesl was pushing off the floor and racing to him to be swept up into a big hug.“How are you?”
“Great!Disappointed you didn’t leave Isaias to come join my harem but since you are family now,you’re forgiven.”
She giggled and kissed his cheek.“I didn’t know you were coming.”
“Neither did I,”Isaias said yanking her out of Joaquim’s arms.“Asshole showed up after Enia gave him directions when he arrived at mom’s house.The entire family are descending like flies since I said I sold the business.They all have projects they want me to take on.”
“Ladies,”Joaquim walked up to the girls who were now standing.“Please tell me Isaias isn’t creating his own little harem and you’re free to be with me.”
“You’re disgusting,”Elsie said with a sneer.“Poly isn’t my vibe.”
“I sleep with men for the soft mattress,”Janka looked him up and down.“Your bed is in another state,so you have no value to me.”
“You don’t have a bed?”
“She lives in a loft and her bedroom is barely crawling room,”Liesl grinned.
“No room to do much of anything but sleep,”she sighed dramatically.“Thank god for hook-up apps so I can get a decent night sleep here and there.”
Liesl was trying not to burst into laughter as her words clearly had Joaquim confused.
“You have sex,so you have a place to sleep?”
“Yes.Preferably after a decent meal.Most of my cash gets sunk into my business.A meal and a good night’s sleep is incentive to put up with micro dicks and quick-draw-McGraws.”
He tilted his head to one side,looked her up and down and grinned broadly,“I’m staying in a hotel suite with a king-sized bed.I’ll order room service,feed you,give you far better than a micro dick,we’ll both have multiples and I’ll let you sleep in until noon tomorrow.”
“What’s in it for you?”Janka matched his head tilt.
“I rarely go more than twenty-four hours without getting laid.I’m at nineteen and it was a quickie in the limo on the way to the airport.I’ve been at my uncle’s house since last night.I wanted to come and find my cousin but was told he was proposing.I need to get laid.You need a good night’s sleep.Is it a date?”
“How much better than a micro dick?”
“No!”Liesl screeched.“I do not want specific details.Do not.If you need to see for yourself,take him to one of the outbuildings further away from the house.There’s a potting shed near a greenhouse at the back of the property,”her voice faded away as Joaquim grabbed Janka by the wrist and pulled her out of the barn.
“That went way faster than I thought it was going to,”Isaias said with a disgusted look on his face.“How the hell does he do it?It’s not only me who finds what happened in three minutes oddly horrifying and disturbing,right?”Property © NôvelDrama.Org.
Elsie shook her head,“Liesl is the passionate one,I’m the nerdy one,Janka is the primal one.Janka has zero fucks to give ever.She appreciates bluntness.He read the room and read it well.Good for him.”She grinned at Isaias,“get used to it.She’s never going to change.It is why Merlin hated her.She never fit the aesthetic he wanted for Liesl.”
“Fuck him,”Isaias said with a laugh.“My lawyer will be here in a few minutes Liesl.He wants to go over the prenup.”
“Sounds good.”She smiled at him.
“I don’t know why you’re insisting on one,”he frowned at her.“We’re never getting divorced.”
“No but twenty years from now you could get tired of me laughing at your rashes when I paint you and I want our kids provided for.”
He laughed and lifted her up,throwing her over his shoulder and smacking her on the backside,“never going to happen but I’ll humor you.Elsie,we need your legal hat.Come meet in person the lawyer you’ve been bickering with for the last couple of months.”
Liesl grinned at Elsie as she hung over Isaias’back.Elsie was dragging her heels.She never had been good at meeting men who flirted with her,and Isaias’lawyer Truman Nithin had been flirting with Elsie since the day she told him to fuck off in Latin.
As Isaias carried her through the yard where people were milling about,she grinned.He had immediately jumped in with both feet and had a crew on site to begin the clean up of the property and to start going through the demolition process so he could begin the work on restoration.There were easily a hundred people on the property at the moment including his parents and Fred,who was thrilled to be asked to do the interior design.
He paused and set her on her feet and motioned to a person.“That.That’s what I wanted,Liesl.”His voice was thick with emotion.“I want the sound all the time.”
She looked to see Winnie had found an old tire swing hanging from a big tree at the side of the house and she was laughing loudly as Meredith and Lorraine were taking turns pushing her and twirling the tire.